"after i get famous on 'the ellen show', if you need any money just let me know and i could probably send you a check for $1.80."
(during our first game of '20 questions') :
"okay, first question. is it a person?"
"no, it's egypt!"
"phew, i am getting so sweaty from all of this vitamin d my body is absorbing!"
"the big kids said i could be in their cowboy skit for the talent show! they're letting me be a cactus!"
(from a 1st grader named kelly) :
"oh my gosh, miss kelle.. whenever i talk to you i feel like i'm talking to myself."
"i didn't feel the earthquake last night. i was too busy sleeping and thinking about how much i love tacos."