Overheard.

"I really love you. Maybe you can come over to my house on Friday to see all my pets."

"I don't like school. I only like Las Vegas."

pre-schooler : "Miss Kelle, are you a teacher and a student at a college?"
me : "Yes!"
pre-schooler : "At Harvard? Or Stanford..?"

"I don't like surfing at Hawaii because the cinnamon water gets up my nose and it really hurts."

"I wanted to draw you a picture of Toby, but I don't know how to draw dogs, so I drew him in a jellyfish costume."

pre-schooler : "Your breath smells!"
me : "Oh no! Really?"
pre-schooler : "Yeah, it smells like minty toothpaste!"

"I can only be a good listener if I have my mustache on. It makes me into a good man."

"I went to Sequoias with my family and we lived in a cabinet for 2 days. If you ever want to go there, you just go straight up a mountain, but make sure you drink bubbly soda first because if you don't, you'll throw up."

It's the first day of school!

Can't wait to meet all of our new, funny kids!

So exciting. :)

Have a great Monday, everyone!