"my brother can't come to school today because his forehead is a really big number."
"if i be a red dragon ninja when i grow up do i have to go to college?"
teacher : "are you paying attention?"
4-year-old : "no."
(all i could think of was this scene)
"our new house is so big that we have a shower that has TWO places water comes out so if two people need
to take a shower they can do it together! i'm serious! my mom and dad tried it!"
"is opa gangnam style a bad word?"
teacher : "today we are sharing things that start with the letter 'n'! what did you bring?"
4-year-old ::holds up buff, shirtless, action figure::
teacher : "does this man's name start with the letter 'n'...?"
4-year-old : "NO, I BROUGHT HIM FOR HIS NIPPLES."
hahahaa that shower one! kids are the best! and then i read the nipple one, too good!
ReplyDeletethey are SO forthcoming with personal information about their families that it makes me nervous of what my future children will tell their teachers about me hahaha
DeleteHahaha how gorgeous :)
ReplyDeleteLol how does a four year old even know what nipples are?
ReplyDeletehahaha, honestly you'd be surprised how smart they are
DeleteOk this made my day, thanks so much for sharing. It's amazing how smart and funny children are!
ReplyDeletei'm glad you enjoyed it! and you're right! i spend most of my day laughing with them. kids are the best!
DeleteOh man, I can't wait to have kids.
ReplyDeleteThis is hilarious! The things kids say! I teach 9 3 year olds in church and sometimes you can't help not laughing at the things they say.
ReplyDeletehaha yes! sometimes it takes everything i have to not burst out laughing. they're just too funny. :)
DeleteI just read these to my co-worker! hahaha way too funny.
ReplyDeletehaha so awesome! glad you enjoyed them!
Deletehilarious :) Thanks for adding some laughter to my Monday!
ReplyDeletethanks for reading!
DeleteThese are too funny!! I love young kids' honesty (at times).
ReplyDeleteSo so cute :)
ReplyDeletelol... this is adorable!
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