Saturday, February 2, 2013

overheard.

just a few things i've overheard from the pre-schoolers so far....

"my brother can't come to school today because his forehead is a really big number."

"if i be a red dragon ninja when i grow up do i have to go to college?"

        teacher : "are you paying attention?"
       4-year-old : "no."
         (all i could think of was this scene)

"our new house is so big that we have a shower that has TWO places water comes out so if two people need
to take a shower they can do it together! i'm serious! my mom and dad tried it!"

"is opa gangnam style a bad word?"

          teacher : "today we are sharing things that start with the letter 'n'! what did you bring?"
         4-year-old ::holds up buff, shirtless, action figure::
          teacher : "does this man's name start with the letter 'n'...?"
         4-year-old : "NO, I BROUGHT HIM FOR HIS NIPPLES."

17 comments:

  1. hahahaa that shower one! kids are the best! and then i read the nipple one, too good!

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    1. they are SO forthcoming with personal information about their families that it makes me nervous of what my future children will tell their teachers about me hahaha

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  2. Lol how does a four year old even know what nipples are?

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    1. hahaha, honestly you'd be surprised how smart they are

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  3. Ok this made my day, thanks so much for sharing. It's amazing how smart and funny children are!

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    1. i'm glad you enjoyed it! and you're right! i spend most of my day laughing with them. kids are the best!

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  4. Oh man, I can't wait to have kids.

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  5. This is hilarious! The things kids say! I teach 9 3 year olds in church and sometimes you can't help not laughing at the things they say.

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    1. haha yes! sometimes it takes everything i have to not burst out laughing. they're just too funny. :)

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  6. I just read these to my co-worker! hahaha way too funny.

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    1. haha so awesome! glad you enjoyed them!

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  7. hilarious :) Thanks for adding some laughter to my Monday!

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  8. These are too funny!! I love young kids' honesty (at times).

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