"my brother can't come to school today because his forehead is a really big number."
"if i be a red dragon ninja when i grow up do i have to go to college?"
teacher : "are you paying attention?"
4-year-old : "no."
(all i could think of was this scene)
"our new house is so big that we have a shower that has TWO places water comes out so if two people need
to take a shower they can do it together! i'm serious! my mom and dad tried it!"
"is opa gangnam style a bad word?"
teacher : "today we are sharing things that start with the letter 'n'! what did you bring?"
4-year-old ::holds up buff, shirtless, action figure::
teacher : "does this man's name start with the letter 'n'...?"
4-year-old : "NO, I BROUGHT HIM FOR HIS NIPPLES."